BACK SEAT DRIVING - FEBRUARY 2006
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Published on Tue, Jan 31, 2006
By: The LACar Editorial Staff
ROY NAKANO
BACK SEAT DRIVING
THE CASE OF THE
DISAPPEARING FERRARI DRIVER - EPISODE 3
Hey, Maybe There Really Is A Dietrich Sheriff's detectives said Monday that they believe a gun magazine discovered near the wrecked Ferrari Enzo in Malibu is connected to the crash, reports the Associated Press. Evidently, they plan to interview an unnamed person who they believe was in the car with Swedish game machine entrepreneur Stefan Eriksson. The crash has also garnered the attention of a leading Scottish bank, reports Richard Winton and David Pierson of the Los Angeles Times. The bank has reportedly informed sheriff's investigators that it may own the destroyed car as a creditor. At the same time, detectives are trying to figure out why another exotic car in Eriksson's extensive collection, a Mercedes SLR, was listed as stolen by Scotland Yard in London, said Sheriff's Sgt. Phil Brooks to the Times. Brooks now reports that the Sheriff's Department believes the car was traveling 162 mph when it crashed. "The Ferrari, with just a few inches of undercarriage clearance, hit a bump at a crest in the road, sending the vehicle airborne and into the power pole," Brooks informed the Times. Your Back Seat Driving comments can be sent to: Letter to the Editor.
ROY NAKANO:
BSD
THE CASE OF THE
DISAPPEARING FERRARI DRIVER - EPISODE 2
Who Is The Real Killer of the Ferrari Enzo? "The driver was Britney Spears," confesses BT Justice. "Definitely. Sean Preston was in her lap. They were being chased by paparazzi. Drinking was not a factor." "Whenever I am a little drunk I always look for a random German to pilot my sports car home," says Robert Peaceofme. "Heck, they know how to drive on the autobahn after all. I bet the driver was ejected from the car and launched into near Earth orbit. There is probably a safety feature on a million dollar car that handles that." "It's a PR stunt to bring more attention to Ferrari," asserts Curb Jumper. "Either that, or a conspiracy to increase the value of the remaining 399 Enzos." In any event, a hotline has been set up to find the real killer of the Ferrari Enzo in Malibu. Anyone with leads are encouraged to call the hotline at 1-800-DIETRICH. Your Back Seat Driving comments can be sent to: Letter to the Editor.
ROY NAKANO: BSD
THE CASE OF THE
DISAPPEARING FERRARI DRIVER
By now, every Southern Californian has heard about the million dollar Ferrari Enzo that crashed along a hilltop crest on Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu yesterday. The news programs have been reporting that the Enzo was traveling anywhere from "over 100 mph" to "close to 200 mph." The driver could not be found. According to Los Angeles Times staff writer Bob Pool, "The driver jumped out of the wreckage and ran into the canyon above, evading a three-hour search by a Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department helicopter and a mountain search-and-rescue team." According to the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department, Stefan Eriksson identified himself as a passenger in the vehicle. Eriksson said he was a passenger in the Ferrari, which he said was being driven by a German acquaintance he knew only as Dietrich. Eriksson is evidently also the owner of the Ferrari Enzo. The automotive forums are brimming with theories about the missing driver. The most interesting one is the notion that it is standard operating procedure to flee the scene of an accident if you were intoxicated during the crash. This supposedly allows a drunk driver to claim that he or she got drunk after the crash, thereby substituting a "driving under the influence" charge with the lesser one of leaving the scene of an accident. Sheriff's Sgt. Philip Brooks informed the Times that they are far from convinced they have the whole story. Eriksson "had a .09 blood-alcohol level, but if he's a passenger, that's okay," Brooks told the Times. "But he had a bloody lip, and only the air bag on the driver's side had blood on it. The passenger-side air bag did not. My Scooby-Doo detectives are looking closely into that." Brooks' own theory: "Maybe the 'driver' had a friend who picked him up. Maybe he thumbed a ride. Maybe he was a ghost." Your Back Seat Driving comments can be sent to: Letter to the Editor.
ROY NAKANO: BSD
FORD PARKING -
SEPARATE AND UNEQUAL
"Ford Motor Co. is drawing a line in the asphalt," writes Bryce Hoffman of The Detroit News. After the company's Dearborn truck plant exiled non-Ford vehicles to the far side of the parking lot, similar restrictions are being enforced at Ford factories around the country. "Chevrolets, Toyotas and anything else not built by Ford or one of its subsidiaries are no longer welcome in the prime parking areas at Batavia Transmission LLC in Ohio, Woodhaven Stamping or at any of the factories in Ford's Rouge complex," says Hoffman. According to The Detroit News, and confirmed by Ford Spokeswoan Anne Marie Gaffari, similar policies are being considered at the Ohio Assembly Plant in Avon Lake and the Louisville Assembly Plant in Kentucky. "The majority of our plants now have such parking policies," says Gattari, adding that many of these rules had been on the books at plants but were ignored. "What Dearborn Truck has done has reignited the enforcement of those policies." Ford says plant management and union leadership have worked together on the parking restrictions, reports The Detroit News. "Ford is serious," said Jim Stoufer, UAW Local 249 president. "We support buying Ford products. It's our livelihood. It's going to be a fight for survival." One area of disagreement appears to be how Ford-owned foreign brands should be treated. Stoufer wants to see the ban applied to all foreign-made vehicles, including foreign brands owned by Ford such as Jaguar, Land Rover and Volvo. Those vehicles, as well as Mazda vehicles (which Ford owns a controlling interest are exempt at most facilities. "The union's stance is union-made, American-made," Stoufer said, noting to TDN that only American-made cars and trucks can park at the union hall. "We don't want to tell our members they can't buy another vehicle that's made by the UAW." Hoffman reports that similar rules are under consideration at other Ford plants, including the Michigan Truck Plant in Wayne and the Louisville Assembly Plant. Your Back Seat Driving comments can be sent to: Letter to the Editor.
BT JUSTICE: BSD
HENRY FORD III
JUMPS ON THE FAST TRACK IN THE FAMILY BUSINESS
ROY NAKANO: BSD
JUDGE RULES 159
MPH OKAY
ROY NAKANO: BSD
SUPERBOWL CAR AD
WINNERS AND LOSERS
Martin Wolk, MSNBC's Chief Economics Correspondent has made up his mind about who won in Super Bowl XL. Besides the Pittsburgh Steelers, Marks says marketing teams from Ameriquest, Anheuser-Busch and Pepsico were among those scoring off the field. "There were a few fumbles as well, including Ford's decision to use Kermit the Frog to underscore the "green" credentials of its hybrid Escape SUV. Who is supposed to buy the car, pre-schoolers?" In reality, baby boomers, gen-Xers and gen-Yers all grew up with Kermit and we all remember his signature song, "It's Not Easy Being Green." Score one for Ford, IMHO. Here's how Wolk sizes up the other car ads in Super Bowl XL: Winner Toyota - It's tough to stand out from the crowd with a completely "straight" ad, but the Japanese carmaker managed the feat with its bilingual ad for the hybrid Toyota Camry. The moment of bonding between a Spanish-speaking father and his son surely resonated well with the target market for the family sedan. Toyota also managed to grab viewers' attention with a second-half ad featuring a fantasy sequence of its Tacoma truck being tossed around mercilessly in the ocean surf and then emerging to drive away. Loser Cadillac - Another production number that was less than thrilling was the "fashion show" featuring the 2007 Escalade rising from a pool of water. "So, to summarize: Toyota was a winner, with inventive, novel advertising. Ford and GM were losers with tired misfires. Sounds a lot like Detroit's recent history," says Wolk. Your Back Seat Driving comments can be sent to: Letter to the Editor.
Google says BMW site took a wrong turn.
ROY NAKANO: BSD
GOOGLE GIGS BMW
FOR WEB SPAMMING
ROY NAKANO: BSD
THOU SHALL NOT
SELL THE LORD'S HOUSE FOR A BMW
A Ripon pastor accused of selling the town's oldest church pleaded guilty to embezzlement on Monday and agreed to 16 months in prison, according to the Associated Press. Randall Radic, 53, entered his plea in San Joaquin County Superior Court as part of a deal in which prosecutors agreed to drop nine other charges. AP reports that Radic had preached at First Congregational Church for nearly a decade before he sold the church last October for $525,000 - allegedly using the money to buy a BMW. He also faked documents that gave him possession of his house, which was owned by the church, then used the property to take out loans, authorities assert. Before the plea deal, Radic had faced up to nine years in prison for 10 counts, including two counts of theft by embezzlement, two counts of obtaining property by false pretenses, four counts of forgery of signature and two counts of presenting a fraudulent document, reports AP. "Radic remains in San Joaquin County Jail on $750,000 bail," according to AP. "He is scheduled to appear for a formal sentencing and restitution hearing on March 16." Your Back Seat Driving comments can be sent to: Letter to the Editor.
ROY NAKANO: BSD
NEVERMIND
Bush's Goals on Energy Find Obstacles The energy proposals set out on Tuesday by President Bush has run into a few obstacles. After he declared in his State of the Union address that the United States was "addicted to oil" and had to wean itself from a century-old habit, the President drew some flack from his supporters as well as from the Middle East.
His call for the replacement of 75 percent of the United States' Middle East oil imports with ethanol and other energy sources by 2025 evidently upset Saudi Arabia, the main American oil supplier in the Persian Gulf. In an interview on Wednesday, the Saudi ambassador to Washington, Prince Turki al-Faisal, said to New York Times reporter Elisabeth Bumiller that he will have to ask Mr. Bush's office "what he exactly meant by that." Analysts reported to Bumiller that they were startled that Mr. Bush had singled out the Middle East with implicit criticism, and on the very day that the Saudis provided important support for American interests at a meeting in Vienna of ministers from the Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries. In Washington, Saudi ambassador Turki said he was puzzled by Mr. Bush's words in the speech. He wanted to know if reducing American dependence on foreign oil also applied to other suppliers to the United States. "Is that a declaration that the U.S. is going to work to be independent of Canadian oil, Mexican oil and Venezuelan oil?" he asked, adding, "I see no threat from America from receiving its oil from the Middle East." On Capitol Hill, Republicans praised the president's overall goals, but sounded notes of caution, with representatives of oil-producing states leading the way. Senator John Cornyn, Republican of Texas, said he was enthusiastic about nuclear power but questioned whether the government should be subsidizing alternative fuels like ethanol. "It loses some of its shine when it becomes another government support program for an alternative fuel, which seems to be the pattern here in Washington," Mr. Cornyn said. Representative Joe L. Barton of Texas, the chairman of the Committee on Energy and Commerce, even seemed to contradict the president's alarms about high energy prices. "America runs on energy that is both abundant and available at prices we can afford to pay," Mr. Barton said in a statement. The Energy Department will begin laying off researchers at the National Renewable Energy Laboratory in the next week or two because of cuts to its budget. A veteran researcher told the Times that the staff had been told that the cuts would be concentrated among researchers in wind and biomass, which includes ethanol. Those are two of the technologies that the President cited on Tuesday night as holding the promise to replace part of the nation's oil imports. Your Back Seat Driving comments can be sent to: Letter to the Editor.
CHUCK DAPOZ: BSD
EX-FORD ENGINEER
SELLING HIS ALARM CLOCK ON EBAY
It's depressing to get pink-slipped from a high-paying job. But a former Ford engineer is making a joke of being furloughed. Or, maybe, he's publicly criticizing his ex-employer. Mark Coletti, 29, is selling his alarm clock on eBay, according to yesterday's Detroit Free Press. Last week, Ford began cutting 4,000 white-collar jobs, and Coletti was among the first to be let go. His eBay ad announces, "Dual alarm clock-used for 7 yrs by former Ford engineer." It goes on, "This alarm clock is SO reliable that it helped me achieve a perfect attendance award for 4 of my 7 years at the company!!! Since I was laid off last week as part of Ford's Way Forward initiative, I no longer have the need for an alarm clock." Coletti comes from a well-known Ford family. His father, John, worked at Ford for 32 years, before retiring at the end of 2004, and headed Ford's Special Vehicle Team, which made performance versions of the Mustang, Focus and F-150, and also led development of the Ford GT Mark Coletti's description of his clock on eBay runs 700 words, which is verbose for a simple appliance. But he's not merely selling product features. He writes, "I run out of money in a few months and need all the financial help I can get!!! Check back as I may also be selling my business attire dress shoes, button down Polo shirts, khaki's, miscellaneous Ford Motor Company awards and plaques and other corporate-America items I no longer need in future auctions." He concludes, "Have a great day working! I'm off to watch the Price is Right and then hitting the tanning salon..." As of this morning, bidding for the alarm clock was up to $102.50, and 70 bids had been placed. The 10-day listing ends February 8. - Chuck Dapoz To view the listing, go to alarm clock. Your Back Seat Driving comments can be sent to: Letter to the Editor.
ROY NAKANO: BSD
RETURN OF THE
ENVIRONMENTAL PRESIDENT?
"America is addicted to oil." No, that's not a message from the Sierra Club. It's President Bush giving his State of the Union address. On Tuesday, the former oilman said America must break its dependence on foreign oil. In the speech, Bush called for reducing the USA's dependence on Middle Eastern oil by 75 percent. The United States currently imports about 10 percent of its oil from the Middle East. "The best way to break this addiction is through technology," said Bush. Among the items addressed: A six-year goal for making the alternative fuel ethanol practical and competitive, and vowing to fund additional research into ways to make ethanol from not just corn but also from wood-chips, wheat stalks and other sources. The goal, he said, is to "move beyond a petroleum-based economy, and make our dependence on Middle Eastern oil a thing of the past." In addition, Bush said he will ask Congress to fund a 22 percent increase in federal energy research to focus on cleaner coal-fired plants, nuclear energy, hydrogen fuel cells, and better batteries for hybrid and electric cars.
Your Back Seat Driving comments can be sent to: Letter to the Editor.
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